Apparently, I’m quotable. My lieutenants, past and present, well, actually all past now, thought they’d make me laugh with a list of things I said frequently over the last year.

Honestly, I can’t believe I’m sharing this. It’s actually somewhat embarrassing how *much* cussing is really on this. So I really, really need to work on that. But, because they made me both laugh and cry with this list, I’ll share.

Here goes.

The Commander’s Quote List

1. It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove
2. Not only no, but f*@k no
3. f*@k
4. Dammit
5. You gotta be f*@king kidding me
6. XO!!
7. Unf*@k this right now
8. Let it be written, let it be done
9. Yea, verily
10. This is f*@king retarded.
11. Really?
12. You’re shitting me, right?
13. Stop. Stop! Who is this “they”?
14. He said what?
15. Should?
16. Hope is not a method